I must be too annoying 4 u.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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