I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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