i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
pray to the hookup gods
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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