we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
so much tequila, so little girl.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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