Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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