i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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