question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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