he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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