dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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