how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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