my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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