I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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