I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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