i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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