god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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