That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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