I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
50% drunk capacity currently
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
They are going to name an STD after you.
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