Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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