It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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