But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
