A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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