had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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