I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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