come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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