I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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