she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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