She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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