You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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