im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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