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(865): View more from Tennessee

you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?

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(587): View more from Alberta

His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?

(780): View more from Alberta, CA

You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?

(587): View more from Alberta

She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like

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(206): View more from Washington

I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner

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