He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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