Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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