So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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