Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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