Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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