Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
And then he peed in my hair
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