Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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