You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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