is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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