I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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