Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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