i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He did a backflip because drugs
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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