idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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