let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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