Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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