O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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