even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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