You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
