STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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