i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Success! We fucked roommates!
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