And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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