Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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