Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Randomize
