Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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