There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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